Just the Job

[parkie]

A little boy was in church and complained to his mother he felt sick.
"Well go outside and be sick. You'll feel better then," she said.
He disappeared and was back in a few seconds.
"That was quick," said his mother, "Did you go all the way outside to be sick?"
"I didn't have to, mummy," he replied,"There's a box at the back of the church which say 'for the sick' on it so I did it in that".