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Sportsman's Double
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A young lad pulls an older woman at a club.
She's 58 but looks very good for her age.
On the way back to her house, the lad thinks, "hmm, I bet her daughter is hot" ...... when out of the blue she asks him, "would you like a sportsman's double?"
"What's one of those?" he asks.
She replies, "it's a mother and daughter threesome."
"YES PLEASE" he eagerly replies.
As they go in through the front door, she puts the hall light on and shouts, "mum, put your f***ing teeth in - he's up for it".
She's 58 but looks very good for her age.
On the way back to her house, the lad thinks, "hmm, I bet her daughter is hot" ...... when out of the blue she asks him, "would you like a sportsman's double?"
"What's one of those?" he asks.
She replies, "it's a mother and daughter threesome."
"YES PLEASE" he eagerly replies.
As they go in through the front door, she puts the hall light on and shouts, "mum, put your f***ing teeth in - he's up for it".
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