Handy tip of the day

[mrs_overall]

When you are in the shower and feel a huge yawn coming on, even though no one else is present you may automatically put your hand over your mouth. This is not a good idea if you are clutching a bottle of Vosene. Three hours later I can't get the taste out of my mouth.

[gness]

Oh so lovely to have you back. xxxx

[excelsior-1]

yeuk!

you'll be blowing bubbles over that one for some time, mrs_o

[tonyav]

A good tip that, mrs overowl.

[mrs_overall]

Thanks gness, it's good to be back, although once again only for a short while

[marval]

I shall heed your warning Mrs O.

[gness]

Oh well....won`t be too long though......we need you here.

[firewatch]

Oh dear and welcome back, my toddler put soap in her mouth tonight so she can probably sympathise!xx

[Psybbo]

Well tony's often told you to wash your mouth out

[sunny-dave]

Tip #2

Do not leave the can of WD40, which you have used on the toilet cistern mechanism, anywhere near the Anti-Perspirant ....

[dotty.]

ouch....
mrs o, i have a way of not feeling tired in the shower...........invite a friend

[mrs_overall]

lol dotty, good idea

[tonyav]

LOL @dave, you can't beat that mechanical smell.

[marval]

The things you learn on this site

[gness]

Tip #3 Don`t drink vodka and orange while using the steam iron. The school will phone about the children arriving on Monday morning smelling of booze.

[albaqwerty]

lovely to see you Mrs O xx

Gness, don't answer the phone when ironing, you end up sun-burnt on one side :-D

[Barmaid]

Tip #4 - never pluck your eyebrows when you are ever so slightly pissed.

[albaqwerty]

Tip No 5 Don't trim your fringe when slightly tipsy either

[Hopkirk]

Apparently you shouldn't go on ebay when pickled either (- not guilty m'lord).

[mrs_overall]

Some great tips there.

Great to see you all, byeeeee xx

[tonyav]

Tip # 6, always remember the name of the woman who you are with.