A young girl started work in the village chemist shop

Groupie | 16:55 Thu 07th Jun 2012 | Jokes

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She was very shy
about having to sell condoms to the public. The owner was going
on holiday for a couple of days and asked if she would be willing to
runthe shop on her own. She had to confide in him her worries
aboselling the contraceptives.
"Look," he said. "My regular customers don’t ask for condoms, they'ask for a 310 [small] a
320[medium] or a 330[large]. The word condomwon’t even be used.

The first day was fine but on the second day a black guy came in tothe
shop, put out his hand and said "350"..
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The girl panicked, ran outside and phoned
the owner on his mobile and told him of her predicament.
"Go back in and check if he has a yellow bucket hanging between his
legs" her boss told her.She peeped through the door and saw the yellow bucket hanging
between his legs. "Yes !" she screamed " He's got one hanging
there"....
The boss said "Go back in and give him
£3-50 - he's the bloody window cleaner