Sofa so good....

[carrust]

I am pleased to announce that the man who recently fell into an upholstery machine has completely recovered!

[excelsior-1]

groan!!!

[tonyav]

Groan no 2.

[excelsior-1]

a ship carrying red paint has collided with a ship carrying purple paint ... both crews are marooned

[tenrec]

Ha ha!

[Canary42]

I'm so glad - I heard it knocked the stuffing out of him.

[carrust]

Not so good excelsior...

[DTCwordfan]

I'm in stitches over this one.

[excelsior-1]

oh well. cannot win them all

[DTCwordfan]

A man walked into a bar and went ‘Aaaagh!’

I hate to say it but it was an iron bar.

[carrust]

A dyslexic man walks into a bra........

[DTCwordfan]

and says what a fine pair of beasts you have Muddum.

[excelsior-1]

a dyslexic athiest tried to convince me there is no such thing as a dog

[carrust]

Dyslexic man went to a toga party dressed as a goat....

[DTCwordfan]

that should be in R&S, excelsior.....

[imagcq]

dyslexic agnostic insomniac he lies awake all night wondering if theres a dog

[EDDIE51]

A dyslexic went t a Toga party dressed as a Goat !

[tenrec]

That's two goats then!

[DTCwordfan]

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu

[EDDIE51]

Sorry for the repeat.
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Two deaf men on a bus
One says ''Is this Wembly?''
The other replys
''No it's Thursday''
''So am I'' says the first one '' lets get off and have one !''