Joined Up Government

[Canary42]

Government: Don't go out if you test positive

Public: How can I get tested ?

Government: Well, er...............

[BAKERS DOZEN]

If you test positive then you have already had the test so the question does not make sense.

[naomi24]

^Best answer.

Next!

[teacake44]

And in the mean time Boris visits building sites dressed as Bob the Builder every other week, but last week had a change to a white coat playing a lab assistant. But this morning sent his lap dog (AGAIN) Hancock to the Andrew Marr to face all the well earned flack. Boris has just got no bottle at all to face any journalist on a TV question time.

[Zacs-Master]

This sort of dumbass thinking is ruining Answerbank.

[teacake44]

dumbass answer do also.

[smiley1]

Boris was at the Wsetminster Abbey service today for Battle of Britain Sunday so he can't be in two places at once

[teacake44]

He always makes sure he's else were when there's some difficult question to answer.

[dannyk13]

Teacake, so now you have a crystal ball that tells you what questions he would be asked in an interview.Attending the Battle of Britain commemoration is more important than being interviewed by some moron.

[gulliver1]

T/C 11.58 I know why Boris picked out Matt Hancock for the job.
(Matt as in Boris's Door Mat,) let him take all the flak , just for Cummings to sack him when he of no longer any use.

[anneasquith]

I rarely see BJ being interviewed at all recently, especially re covid. Maybe I’m not looking in the right places .!

[teacake44]

Well he's avoided GMTV for 160 days now, so have his other morons
He's scared to death of P. Morgan
danny 13.23. You don't need a crystal ball, anyone with one brain cell knows he would collapse at the first question that was put to him, and he knows it too.

[dannyk13]

TC, your posts get more outlandish by the minute.Time to ignore you, bye.

[ichkeria]

“Don’t go out if you have symptoms”
That would make sense (as a question)
Boris Johnson didn’t appoint Hancock

[teacake44]

That must mean you know I'm right really. He should be attending the present battle, but he's hiding in the bunker most of the time.

[HansUrbancka]

Canary42, I regret being unable to see that you have actually asked a question so, whilst I appreciate that I am taking a liberty in your thread, I would wish to know if there is a very close relationship between gulliver and teaccake.?? Perhaps there is an ABer who can enlighten me.

Hans.

[ichkeria]

The question implied was perhaps “how do you get tested if you can’t leave home”
Just not asked very well

[Atheist]

Hans, I think there is a close relationship between BJ and Cummings. ;-o

[teacake44]

15.26, Have you never heard of, Great minds think alike?

[gulliver1]

T/c @15.32, Think Hans, is Hallucinating again.