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Apc2604 | 10:01 Wed 29th Apr 2020 | News
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It's a boy!

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//the paternity leave he said he'd take. //

Has he said that since this crisis began, diddly? Do you really think he's going to take paternity leave now - or are you just being spiteful again?
10:31 Wed 29th Apr 2020
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Jesus, it must be terrible to live in diddlyworld. All that negativity. All the time.
10:32 Wed 29th Apr 2020
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diddly, right on cue!
10:33 Wed 29th Apr 2020
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//Do you really think he's going to take paternity leave now - or are you just being spiteful again?//

What's the point of asking questions you already know the answer to?
10:33 Wed 29th Apr 2020
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*only
10:35 Wed 29th Apr 2020
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Tora, she's the original member. The other two are just upstarts.
10:37 Wed 29th Apr 2020
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they are giving lefties a bad name, I mean even you are embarrassed by them!
10:40 Wed 29th Apr 2020
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What do you mean "even you"? I'm the most concervative lefty on here mate!

You're not wrong though.
10:42 Wed 29th Apr 2020
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I think of them like female versions of the Harry Enfield's old gits:

10:43 Wed 29th Apr 2020
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"now cue the nasties....."

Well if you insist...

Who on earth cares about this non-news? Hasn't he nly just got divorced making this entire situation unholy. He would be punished in the olden days. Have you not seen Game of Thrones?
10:44 Wed 29th Apr 2020
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Pssst, TD, GoT isn’t a history documentary.
10:46 Wed 29th Apr 2020
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To be fair Tora, it doesn't help when you (and others) reply to their comments with things like "typical lefty nonsense" or some similar retort. They are far from typical, and their comments pathetic.
10:46 Wed 29th Apr 2020
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Yes TD everyone knows Game of Thrones is the history of medieval England. What a pity Dragons went extinct along with the wolves.
10:46 Wed 29th Apr 2020
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Lovely wooden spoon, TD. Carefully carved.
10:47 Wed 29th Apr 2020
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Sorry TD, "Famous person has baby" has been newsworthy for decades. Just because you dislike the parent(s), doesn't change things.
10:48 Wed 29th Apr 2020
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The baby was due in early summer, but obviously Boris planned to get the virus, when he did and then ordered the baby to arrive early so he could lengthen his time away from parliament. Well done Diddly for working that out.
10:50 Wed 29th Apr 2020
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Think that is child number 8. Or possibly 9.

Probably the first child born out of wedlock to a serving Prime Minster. Boris is certainly a record breaker :-)
10:52 Wed 29th Apr 2020
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It's always nice when a healthy new little one comes into the world...it's smile inducing. Or should be. Congratulations to them.
10:53 Wed 29th Apr 2020

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