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What's The News With Kim?

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TheDevil | 10:05 Wed 29th Apr 2020 | News
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Kim Jong-un, seems there is news floating everywhere from recovering from heart surgery to him just hiding from covid.

North Korea though... Do you think we'll ever know?
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Been rumours for over a week now ranging from dead to vegetative state to unwell to holidaying in his retreat.
Putin has been absent from the media too
Trump says he knows but he's not allowed to tell.
if kim's in a vegetative state it doesn't bode well for his surgeon ...
ael - thay doesn't follow. He might get a promotion from the person who takes over.
He’s auditioning for a secret new series of Game of Thrones.
North Korea though... Do you think we'll ever know?





Of course we will.
He's doing what any self-respecting dictator does -he's retired to his secret lair. Mmmmwwwwwwaaaahhhhhh!!
A hollowed out volcano Polly?
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was news of his sister taking command also..?
//I think it may be cunningly disguised as a seaworld//

F*** yeah!
well, if he is dead NK will have a female leader before Labour.
You do realise Titania McGrath is a parody account.
Never.
Kim Jong Ill ?
I read he had cardio vascular problems because he was a chain smoker and high cholestrol diet. He was having stents inserted and the surgeon's hands were shaking so much he botched the procedure. :-)

The Chinese were shipped in to try and repair the botch.
He may have now morphed into a swede or brown bread.

The happier note (from the Mail) is he has hidden himself into his luxury pullman train.It's so heavily armoured that it needs two locos to pull the loco. His weight doesn't help. The train has fine wines and cuisine including Flesh Robster. It also has a full compliment of nubile specially selected eer carriage attendants. It's a sleeper train.
How do you cook robster ? ..8-)
Arrive.

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