Apparently I've Had An Accident Within The Last 3 Years .......

[Gizmonster]

Just had a phone call from someone asking about the accident I've had within the last 3 years .... here's how the conversation went:
Caller 1: "Hello sir, I'm ringing about the accident you've had, within the last 3 years".
Me: "Oh ..... how did you know about my accident that I've had"?
Caller 1: "1 minute please, whilst I transfer your call".
Caller 2: "Hello sir - I believe you have been involved in an accident within the last 3 years".
Me - "Yea but I'm wondering how you know about it".
Caller 2: "What kind of accident was it"?
Me - "I was in a plane crash ..... I was the sole survivor .... it was all over the news last year - is that how you know about my accident?? Hello .... hello"?
.... damn ..... they hung up on me lol :P

They waste my time .... so I love wasting their's ..... my missus was in stitches next to me :)

[Jahulaye]

“Caller 2: "What kind of accident was it"?
Me - "I was in a plane crash ..... I was the sole survivor .... it was all over the news last year - is that how you know about my accident??“

LOOL, epic answer :)

[bhg481]

You should have said there were no survivors.

[Gizmonster]

//// You should have said there were no survivors. ////

.... damn .... never thought of that - I shall remember that for the next phone call I get :)

[johnny.5]

I had the same response
Caller 1: "Hello sir, I'm ringing about the accident you've had, within the last 3 years".
ME . Which one ?
Caller . so you have had an accident within the last 3 years ?
Me .. Yeah loads of them which one do you wish to discuss ?
Caller ....Hangs up

[slinky.kate]

i got the same call,just ignored it.