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The Mercedes
A middle-aged frumpy couple return to a Mercedes dealership where the salesman has just sold the car they were interested in to a beautiful, leggy, busty blonde.
"I thought you said you would hold that car till we raised £75,000 asking price," said the man. "Yet I just heard you close the deal for £65, 000 to the lovely young lady there. You insisted there could be no discount on this model."
"Well, what can I tell you? She had the ready cash and, just look at her, how could I resist?" replied the grinning salesman.
Just then the young woman approached the middle-aged couple and gave them the keys.
"There you go," she said. "I told you I could get the jerk to reduce it. See you later, dad."
"I thought you said you would hold that car till we raised £75,000 asking price," said the man. "Yet I just heard you close the deal for £65, 000 to the lovely young lady there. You insisted there could be no discount on this model."
"Well, what can I tell you? She had the ready cash and, just look at her, how could I resist?" replied the grinning salesman.
Just then the young woman approached the middle-aged couple and gave them the keys.
"There you go," she said. "I told you I could get the jerk to reduce it. See you later, dad."
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One originally from Tonyav on e-mail:
A businessman in the first class cabin decided to chat up the drop dead, gorgeous flight attendant: What is your name?
Flight Attendant: Angela Benz, sir
Businessman: Lovely name ... any relation to Mercedes Benz?
Flight Attendant: Yes sir, very close
Businessman: How close?
Flight Attendant: Same price
A businessman in the first class cabin decided to chat up the drop dead, gorgeous flight attendant: What is your name?
Flight Attendant: Angela Benz, sir
Businessman: Lovely name ... any relation to Mercedes Benz?
Flight Attendant: Yes sir, very close
Businessman: How close?
Flight Attendant: Same price
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