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cupid04 | 03:28 Mon 09th Nov 2015 | Jokes
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Q] Did you hear about the two queer spiders?

A] They kept looking at each others flies ;-)
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Bet one was a Greater Horned Tarantula and the other a Humpbacked Orbweaver.
03:41 Mon 09th Nov 2015
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Amazing what you learn on the web.
03:44 Mon 09th Nov 2015
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Decent people like spiders.
03:45 Mon 09th Nov 2015
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Sorry, missed the theme. This is the jokes section.
03:47 Mon 09th Nov 2015
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ho ho, you'll be in trouble, my girl, when the whingers get up. ;)
03:58 Mon 09th Nov 2015
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"There's a spider in the bedroom," screamed my wife, "Get it out! For goodness sake get it out!"

"I don't know why they turn you on so much," I said, with my hand on my fly.
04:08 Mon 09th Nov 2015
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How the heck is he going to read that newspaper now he has rolled it up?

Thought the spider in it's dying moments.
04:20 Mon 09th Nov 2015
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Little Miss Muffit sat on a tuffit
Eating her curds and whey
when along came a spider
and sat down beside her
so she belted it one with the spoon
17:34 Mon 09th Nov 2015

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