Caption Competition, November 05

[excelsior-1]

http://horrorhomework.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/740453_239174129548831_402252857_o.jpg

[waterboatman]

Don't use the restaurant he's just been in.

[WELSHYORKIE]

Well, I was just saying to 'im 'don't try the crème de menthe, but too late, he bloody drank it, now look at 'im'

[janbee]

I thought this was Hawaiian shirt themed evening? Well now, don't I feel foolish...

[mallyh]

and you thought my earring looked stupid

[murraymints]

Oh no....I'm gonna burst out my keks now...I told you...you won't like me when I get angry !

[Dee Sa]

Keep talking and make out we have not noticed him and hopefully he will go away.

[netibiza]

I'm telling ya, it's not stolen and he's not a copper!

[Stephen_G]

Is the guy on the left saying "No, sorry. This bar is non-smoking, so you'll have to go outside like everyone else"

[grasscarp]

I was a witness. I saw him eating Betty's Hotpot before he turned green.

[anneasquith]

I now pronounce you husband and husband.

[Stockethill]

grasscarp, my hotpot is delicious.

[grasscarp]

I didnt mean you Stockethill. I meant Betty in the Rovers Return who was always pushing her hotpot.......

[cupid04]

You look a bit green round the gills, mate!

[marval]

Do you think he wants this? or is he begging.

[2sp_]

The Incredible Hulk thoroughly recommends anger management classes.

[gness]

No! He's your friend...you taser him!

[weecalf]

Have you got a match? for that shirt

[gness]

Thank you, Excel...x

[cupid04]

Well done gness.x