Housework

[rockyracoon]

Can somebody please, please motivate me to start, feel free to yell and call me a slob, I need all the encouragement can get.

[funnygirl]

Get off your lazy backsides and and clean up that cesspit of a house!

[funnygirl]

Was that too strong???

[smilingcrow]

Crack open another can of special brew and have a wonder down to KFC. Go on. You deserve it.

[maggiebee]

Housework?? Sorry, not a word I know so googled it. Why on earth would you want to do that?

[tinkerbell23]

Omg hahahah rocky i didnt see this!M

Hahahah great minds eh...you will have a playlist soon to get yourself motivated hahahahahahaha xxxxxx

[tinkerbell23]

Ps i can send my mum round!?

Classics include...

"it needs f****g fumigated in here"

"theres an elephant hiding in this room"

"you will get rats"

Xx

[seekeerz]

the 'rellies' are coming to stay - that gets me going like nothing else !!

[rockyracoon]

Funnygirl that made me laugh, but, it needs to be stronger.

Lol, to all of you, my mums the same tinks, fortunately she doesn't live with me......hmmm or maybe she should, she likes housework.

[rockyracoon]

Smilingcrow, bit more please. Maggie, it's a must at the moment, I really need to get off my arris and do it.

[askyourgran]

Well? Rocky you should be ashamed, I've ironed vacuumed and got some washing on the line. Just force yourself to get off that sofa, promise yourself a nice cup of coffee and a snack when you've done the jobs that need doing. Looks like tinks is helping you on another thread.

[rockyracoon]

Right, I'm diving in, iPod in the docking station, dog kicked into the garden , now to start. If I'm not back by 5pm, call an ambulance.

[ummmm]

It never takes as long as you think.

I get up at 6am most mornings...have a coffee and do most of the jobs. Then I only have bits and bobs to do.

[rockyracoon]

Jaysus, I'm still sitting here. Definitely going now!

[rowanwitch]

Lifes too short... wait until it is wet and miserable.... or get a cleaner

[rowanwitch]

The best tips....

wipe the table and set it for a meal.... they will assume they are getting fed
Dust the front of the tele and spray polish into the air... polishing is the last job if they can smell polish you must have done all the rest

Put some harpic down the loo and shake the airfreshener or have a quick spray...

Sit down with a glass of wine and an exhausted expression...

[ummmm]

Lol Rowan....we were talking about this yesterday.

Dettol....get the dettol out and it smells like a deep clean.

[owdhamer]

Get yer ar_e in gear,or i will come round and boot it.

[tamborine]

lob it out, its strawberry & cream season

[firewatch]

My fav excuse is i will do it when the babies in bed, however, with a springer spaniel molting everywhere i need to hoover 3 times a day :( off to do my dishes now so have to dust but that can wait till later!