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Voltage | 20:16 Wed 25th Oct 2017 | Jokes
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i'm making a fortune on Ebay I've just sold my homing pigeons on EBay for the 17th time!
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Avatar Image Patsy33
Lol! What a good idea!
20:17 Wed 25th Oct 2017
Avatar Image DTCwordfan
Just think what your wife has sold you for......
20:18 Wed 25th Oct 2017
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she couldn't sell me i'm priceless lol
20:20 Wed 25th Oct 2017
Avatar Image DTCwordfan
so you think.....note to self, help Voltage manage, watt, his expectations.
20:21 Wed 25th Oct 2017
Avatar Image Patsy33
Coo!
20:22 Wed 25th Oct 2017
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ooohh look another has flown back lol
20:24 Wed 25th Oct 2017
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I've dropped a few messages for you.....
20:26 Wed 25th Oct 2017
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Return to sender.
20:27 Wed 25th Oct 2017
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yuk i can see them
20:27 Wed 25th Oct 2017
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Are you. Pigeon fancier?
20:32 Wed 25th Oct 2017
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no i'm more of a tit man ....ROFL
20:34 Wed 25th Oct 2017
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Ah, you like birds! I seen a couple of great tits in our back garden this morning..
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20:36 Wed 25th Oct 2017
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laughing so much mrs v thinks i'm mad lol ..behave
20:37 Wed 25th Oct 2017
Avatar Image Patsy33
Ok Tone it down!!
20:38 Wed 25th Oct 2017
Avatar Image DTCwordfan
she's probably not far from the marc - have another cognac, armagnac or even a scotch.
20:49 Wed 25th Oct 2017
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I could do with a scotch DTC!
20:54 Wed 25th Oct 2017
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cognac in hand as we speak ..a large one i need it lol
20:57 Wed 25th Oct 2017
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Oh, I haven't got anything.... Horlicks I suppose.....
20:58 Wed 25th Oct 2017
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no need to swear lol...pop around we have plenty of booze x
21:00 Wed 25th Oct 2017
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That would be nice! I try to have a few glasses of wine Friday to Sunday maybe Monday then wait again til Friday. Just trying to be good!
21:04 Wed 25th Oct 2017

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