I am lucky cos H is a sexy gorj beast whatever he wears and has huge Graeme Sounness thighs and he looks like Vinny Jones -do i sound desperate -given he is not giving out tonight -in fact -yip he is still awake.
Doesnt say much for me -well -I like a challenge -lol
white trainers outside of the gym
chinos and a different coloured blazer
overly ironed jeans
cr@p jeans
jeans that aren;t blue or black
no shirt when not on the beach or swimming pool
jogging bottoms, especially those "zany" ones
On the beach grandads in speedo trunks.Looks like a cheese wire thru a ball of edam.And the worst white socks in jesus sandals on holiday.And the knotted hanky.Btw dont ask me about the women lol
White y fronts...oh god. My dad used to wear those. Probably still does! -x
Splutter - and brill - fat men in vests that announce the name of a gym!!! Roll on the floor. -x