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marval | 16:48 Mon 23rd Dec 2019 | Jokes

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While leaving a grocery store, a customer dropped a bag of flour.

A man ran to pick it up.

“Don’t bother, young man,” said the customer. “It’s self-raising.”

A cruise ship passes by a remote island, and all the passengers see a bearded man running around and waving his arms wildly.

“Captain,” one passenger asks, “who is that man over there?”

“I have no idea,” the captain says, “but he goes nuts every year when we pass him.”

One day Max went to see Carl.

Carl had a big swollen nose.

“Whoa, what happened, Carl?” Max asked.

“I sniffed a brose,” Carl replied.

“What?” Max said. “There’s no ‘b’ in rose!”

Carl replied, “There was in this one!”