What Would You Do?

[TWR]

2 Asian youths enter a local Boots, picked up a can of deodorant the shop assistant asked one of them ( The clever one) to put the can down, he did not and began to spray onto his clothes! what would you do?

[anneasquith]

do you mean ' yufs' ( my cousin vinney )? :)

[askyourgran]

Lol twr.

[TWR]

Just topping up Gness, watch this space, OH sorry, would you mind looking at the screen, thats shows my post that may/ may not offend the righteousness of the public that study the imperfections of peoples grammar that has made it through life that owns his own house / car has no doubts where he's going that can afford to tour the world at what ever time he wants, does not own a Rolex and does not want to, that help people that intimidated by people from a foreign land that come here and go into boots and intimidate staff by their lovely behaviour by stealing body spray to cover their smell because these lovely boys are too fck lazy to wash, brandy time, come over Gness, I've just compromised by buying a can of guinness

[gness]

Just the one can, TWR?.....I'm cosy on the sofa....make it two cans and I'll get my wellies on....☺

[TWR]

If you give me a few mins Gness, I will contact Boots that will tell me how to contact the Home office that are in contact with a far east country that know the people that come here and rs end cars that use fraud for their own gain for their sons to go out to acci in the North of England in the UK, A cotton town that used to be which is now towned with quite a few shops that try to make an honest living by people that go into their shops that smell nice and pay for their goods and do not cause any problems that go there week after week that do not intimidate the lovely staff that inturn speak to the lovely boys instead of saying hello lovely boy would you like to steal some body spray whilst a person that is standing nearby that would great these lovely boys with a pleasant scottish kiss, phewwwwwwwwwwww

[gness]

Pheeeeeew indeed...better make it three cans! Scottish kiss? No...self inflicted pain...I'd go with the lighter...x

[TWR]

lol lol

[BRIGHT SPARK]

Have you bought any new fairy lights this year TWR..?

[TWR]

I'm the fairy Bright??? It will save on bulbs lol

[Baldric]

Had he tried to leave the shop without paying?
Why is he the 'clever' one?
Is his ethnic background of any relevance at all?

[fuzer]

Is stating they are Asian relevant. ??
I would wait a minute to see if they stop and go away. i would quietly inform security. A bit of deodorant is not worth me putting myself in to a possible serious conflict, but I would respect the place where i work and inform security and ten management. If I was paid good pay I might do more.

[Hypognosis]

Just remember, folks: Internet ramblings are for life, not just for Christmas.
:-D

And now, Pedants' Corner

Last Saturday evening, Bednobs said:
//can i just say that the common plural of person is people, not persons and not person's //

This will cause much consternation to the writers of crime fiction, who frequently resort to such phrases as "person, or persons, unknown".

There are plurals and there are mass groupings.

We have the one, the few and the many so, by analogy, we should have the person, the persons and the people.

Pedants' Corner will be back tomorrow, when Richard Swipe will be here to discuss the perennial confusion between detract and distract and the important role footballers and other sportspersons will play in the future evolution of the English langwidge.

[tamborine]

Stick on a label "Mum Roll-on" & get their moolahs ;)

[RATTER15]

Hypognosis, could you also cover: assume and presume.