Carpenter

[Patsy33]

Paid up front for the carpenter to make me a double bed.
The swine has done a bunk!...

[Hopkirk]

I think before you take any action you should sleep on it.

[Bazile]

I know him - He's that french bloke that did a job for my neighbour - De Van , i think is name is

[Patsy33]

Wood you believe it, Baz?...
I bet he has a chip on his shoulder...

[Bazile]

or several fries ?

[Patsy33]

Which ever it is, I think he's half baked...

[marval]

I bet you never saw that coming.

[Patsy33]

I wish it could've been plane to see, Marval...

[marval]

When you complained did he say, Oh chisel do.

[Patsy33]

He needs to level with me...

[Hopkirk]

I saw this earlier, and thought you need to hammer home your displeasure.

[Patsy33]

Think you hit the nail on the head there Hopkirk....

[Canary42]

I gave the ironmonger money in advance for a security fitting but as soon as he got his hands on the cash he made a bolt for the door.

[Patsy33]

^^^^^
He needs locking up!... Lol..

[Hopkirk]

I think I know him, chubby fellow isn't he?

[1ozzy]

Studied at Yale

[Spicerack]

You should file for damages.