She had a brother like any other

[pericat]

who got his nose trapped inside a gate
and when they freed him
it so relieved him
that he went .............

[rinkins]

to blow his nose

[pericat]

XXX - wrong !!!

[Androcles]

1. (Answer removed)

2. and emptied the contents of a crate

3. and relieved himself over that gate!

[B00]

That he went for a shate...?

[marval]

shagged his best mate

[Androcles]

shagged HER best mate?

[bobjugs12]

.....down the pub and bought everyone a drink to celebrate. He was instantly the most popular bloke in the bar.
After a while, plenty of beer had flowed and lots of joy spread. These three girls came up to him and invited him clubbing. He was well up for it so they booked a taxi and off they went. During the night he dropped the Jackpot on a couple of fruit machines and was £500 up. The girls then invited him back to their flat where they proceeded to give him the best 10 minutes of his life. After he was totally spent he said his goodbyes and headed to the kebab house. Whilst in there a bloke ran in threatening to rob the place. The robber was dropped by him, and the ever so happy store manager gave him a prize as a reward. He walked outside to find out his reward was a brand new Aston Martin DB9.
All in all, in was a good day.

[pericat]

You're not going for the obvious here !!!!!

[Androcles]

Went straight to the Health and Safety Executive to make a complaint under Section 4 Para 2 of the health and Safety at Work Act, against the gate owner. He also consulted a no win no fee personal injury solicitor with a view to obtaining large amounts of compensation.......

[Androcles]

and committed incest!

[pericat]

Nope nope and no

[Androcles]

and trapped it again?

[mccfluff]

blew his nose and his brains fell out

[bobjugs12]

...home

[mushroom25]

might this have something to do with Gilbert o' Sullivan?

[dustypuss]

who got his nose trapped inside a gate
and when they freed him
it so relieved him
that he went .............Thanks.

[Polly1958]

Oo wacka doo?

[funnygirl]

On his date!

[pericat]

Aha mushroom then polly get the prizes -

[dustypuss]

Eh !