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Team GB - More like Team BigFlop?

How much money have we spent on a load of Olympic Athletes to get them to their peak and win medals, with home advantage? Have we got it? Usual answer: http://www.bbc.co.uk/.../0/olympics/19059978,...
09:43 Wed 01st Aug 201261 answers, last by Hopkirk 08:18 Sun 05th Aug 2012
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Rooney

Don't just say Rooney,say useless! Where's Carroll?...
20:39 Tue 19th Jun 201227 answers, last by Mick-Talbot 09:13 Wed 20th Jun 2012
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No Loans at any level....

According to a press article published today, FIFA have banned loan deals between clubs outside the transfer window from 2014 This will be a difficult one for league clubs to manage, but apparently...
10:54 Wed 21st Dec 20116 answers, last by Hopkirk 10:31 Sat 24th Dec 2011
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Engagement Rings

A friend of mine is comtemplating "popping the question". He said to me that he had been told that the perceived wisdom is that he should spend about 25% of his annual income on the...
13:50 Sun 11th Dec 201139 answers, last by JKay81 14:15 Mon 20th Feb 2012
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Ignorant Male.......

I think I have worked out what a Brazilian Wax is, but walking past the hair and beauty shop in our local shopping centre a sign has appeared advertising a Brazilian Blow Dry - what the heck is that?
16:58 Thu 08th Sep 20113 answers, last by Androcles 17:04 Thu 08th Sep 2011
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Food Hygiene Question

Anybody got any suggestions for the best reasonably priced commercial cleaners / Bactericidal compounds suitable for use in a meat handling area? Looking for surfaces and equipment, floors and walls...
12:58 Sat 08th Jan 20112 answers, last by heathfield 15:08 Sun 09th Jan 2011
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Milibands both go for the leadership.....

http://news.bbc.co.uk..._politics/8684063.stm Sort of Tweedledumb and Tweedledumber........
07:33 Sat 15th May 201010 answers, last by askyourgran 23:38 Sat 15th May 2010
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Oi! Scumbag politicians!

What the h*ll do you think you are playing at? Only one party put electoral reform as part of its manifesto - the Lib Dems. 76% of the population did not vote for them or it. So how come were are...
22:15 Mon 10th May 201012 answers, last by LadyMelina 22:42 Mon 10th May 2010
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The alligator trick...

A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He puts the alligator up on the bar. He turns to the astonished patrons. "I'll make you a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and place...
19:56 Thu 06th May 2010
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And the third day.....

GORDON BROWN goes on a state visit to Israel. While he is on a tour of Jerusalem he has a fatal heart attack. The undertaker tells the British diplomats, “You can have him shipped home for a...
18:37 Wed 05th May 20103 answers, last by benny3008 16:50 Thu 06th May 2010
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Oven Cleaners

We've all seeing the lying adverts where one squirt of the product, one wipe with a cloth and an immaculate oven/hob emerges from beneath the blackened and baked-on cooking debris. But what do people...
12:17 Mon 03rd May 201013 answers, last by woofgang 13:12 Tue 04th May 2010
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Dear Lord

Dear Lord, I know that I haven't talked to you that much, but this past year you have taken away my favourite actor, Patrick Swayze, my favourite actress, Farah Fawcett, my favourite musician, Michael...
07:42 Sat 01st May 20101 answer, last by Panic Button 07:46 Sat 01st May 2010
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Sunday morning Sex

Sunday Morning Sex! ==================== Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort...
16:47 Mon 26th Apr 20103 answers, last by mccfluff 09:00 Tue 27th Apr 2010
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The miracle......

With apologies to piggyface is this has been posted before: A father walks into a restaurant with his young son. He gives the young boy three 10p coins to play with to keep him occupied. Suddenly, the...
17:45 Fri 16th Apr 20103 answers, last by askyourgran 22:20 Wed 21st Apr 2010
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Cowboys

Two cowboys are out on the range talking about their favourite sex positions. One says, "I think I enjoy the rodeo position the best." "I don't think I have ever heard of that...
18:32 Wed 14th Apr 20106 answers, last by lucca 19:45 Thu 15th Apr 2010
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Safe sex

A man walks into Boots with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?" To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are...
18:24 Wed 14th Apr 20101 answer, last by flobadob 21:23 Wed 14th Apr 2010
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New Element Discovered

Researchers have discovered the heaviest element yet known to science. The new element, Governmentium (symbol=Gv), has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons and 198 assistant deputy...
13:38 Tue 13th Apr 20101 answer, last by Zacsmaster 17:44 Tue 13th Apr 2010
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Is this how to sex a starling?

As the sun was rising, I went out and topped up the bird table with food. Within seconds, our two regular starlings appeared. No 1 went straight onto the table and started stuffing its beak,...
07:49 Tue 13th Apr 20106 answers, last by Bobbisox 09:21 Tue 13th Apr 2010
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AB - is it a thief of time?

Do you find AB so absorbing that it is making you get behind on things you ought to be doing? In my case, I'm thinking rationing may need to begin!
07:10 Tue 13th Apr 20108 answers, last by jackthehat 09:58 Tue 13th Apr 2010
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Message for merciasound

Hi , I don't want to mess up Redhelen's thread about her Titanic Dinner, but you ask the question "androcles, I'd like to know what the hell i've ever done to you and Henkle 2 to make you so...
15:16 Sun 11th Apr 201020 answers, last by society 14:02 Mon 12th Apr 2010

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