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marval | 11:46 Fri 10th May 2013 | Jokes
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Today, while driving on the motorway, I saw a guy shaving in his car and speeding about 65 miles an hour.

I was so angry that I almost dropped my lipstick in my coffee.


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LOL hope you didn't drop your mobile phone as well, marval !.
11:49 Fri 10th May 2013
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No, I had just finished my call.
11:50 Fri 10th May 2013
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Not texting then, marval lol.
11:55 Fri 10th May 2013
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It takes me miles (oops hours) to do a text Tony
11:56 Fri 10th May 2013
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LOL. naughty gal.
11:57 Fri 10th May 2013
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switched to coffee then?

you always drank tea at the wheel
16:58 Fri 10th May 2013
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Coffee in the morning tea in the afternoon, when driving home.
16:59 Fri 10th May 2013
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"There's never been a girl in this car before," said he, changing gear with his left knee.
17:01 Fri 10th May 2013

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