Pub Toilets

[whiffey]

Should there be some basic guidelines ? I very recently moved to Lancashire, just outside Ripon, went to the pub, asked the way to the toilet, and he said, go just behind the fence pull back your carapace and try to spray it about a bit. I was horrified and said What about the women and he said Do your business, come back here, and I'll try to fix you up. Don't expect too much though, they are mostly of vestigial intelligence oop here. No no no what about if they want to do wee-wees and he said, very simple, they go in the field on the other side of the road and it drains directly into the river.

I am only stopping over on my way to Scotland and it's not looking promising is it the noo.

[cazzzz1975]

you paint a lovely image whiffey

[Jugglering1]

Nope, definitely not... hope this helps.

[Doc Spock]

Ripon is actually in Yorkshire.

[helliebobs]

It's very posh is Ripon, whiffey, what did you move there for? :)

[cazzzz1975]

where do the "dump"?

[cazzzz1975]

*they*

[bobtheturkey]

you have never heard of yorkshire then you imbecile

[weeal]

well its not looking promising for Scotland if youre on yer way...no

[tiggerblue10]

Pressumably there is a tip nearby for that cazzz.

[helliebobs]

It'd be nice if Ripon WAS in Lancashire, would bring a bit of class to the place :)

[cazzzz1975]

classy tigger! I bet its very fragrant in the summer !

[tiggerblue10]

Eau d'toilette cazzz!

[cazzzz1975]

well we really need proof of all this, pictures, ticket stubs, eye witnesses, you know the drill whiffey

[bobtheturkey]

australia is outside lancashire but then what would you expect from a graveyard visiting hermaphrodite

[weeal]

yeah cazzz,
hope that helped

[tiggerblue10]

What about the bird he pulled? Her accent should be proof.

[cazzzz1975]

by cobbling together an unlikely story using evidence that you can find around the house :D