Policewomen

[whiffey]

I wish that more of them would wear broad checked ties and very tight black trousers.

[cazzzz1975]

hmmm, I wish that you would stay with your earlier posts before you start newer ones...

[whiffey]

Fear not cazz I can multitask and is Jane Wymark a bit tasty ?

[cazzzz1975]

and I thought you would go for polly page...

[bobtheturkey]

he used to be quite funny but the quality of his posts are at an all time low, sad decline of a prime halfwit

[whiffey]

No probs bob, I wish to become a quarterwit. I think you are Irish and might be able to help.

[bobtheturkey]

and he bites every time must be a side effect of being a hermaphrodite necrophiliac piano player :)

[bobtheturkey]

he is about as funny as a flat tyre and just as much use :)

[whiffey]

Yes ok, you have bested me and beaten me to pulp. I am off to bed, very upset by the way, and I won't be back. You have won. I am very flat at the bottom.

[19john89]

Well if you can't beat them.

what do you call a policewoman with a shaven fanny.

[19john89]

cnutstubble.

[jojojoanne]

and the answer would be......................

[B00]

something polite would be my guess john, otherwise she'll arrest you.

[19john89]

cnutstubble