Dad Joke Of The Day

[Hopkirk]

I had to resign from my job as an ice cream taste tester.
I couldn't do sundaes.

[10ClarionSt]

Hundreds and thousands of people quit for the same reason.

[Chipchopper]

Same here, I couldn't do the arctic role

[Canary42]

Me too - I was a wafer too long.

[Patsy33]

I thought you would've had this licked by now!..

[Chipchopper]

That's what you get for breaking your conetract

[Hopkirk]

The manager told me I was Flakey.

[mallyh]

at least you didn't top yourself x

[Chipchopper]

They said I have frozen assets, but there's not a ripple of truth in it

[Spicerack]

Bet all those crushed nuts didn't help.

[Chipchopper]

The boss wants a zoom meeting

[Ken4155]

Did he get his knickerbockers in a twist.