Badly Hatched Plan!

[Patsy33]

Oh dear, he could be laid off work for a very long time.....
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6094357/Man-hospitalised-stuffing-15-hard-boiled-EGGS-bottom-high-date-rape-drug-GHB.html

[Barmaid]

How eggstraordinary. Sounds as if they had a cracking time.

Although I have never heard of a "I'd like to pretend to be a chicken" fetish.

[Baldric]

15, Wow, that's no yolk is it?

[New Judge]

In his quest to pretend to be a chicken, perhaps he should have been suspended by his feet, had his head chopped off and then cut into portions.

[sunny-dave]

Well I'll be clucked ...

[Patsy33]

Good job they weren't soft boiled eggs!

[Barmaid]

I wonder if they were trying to find the answer to:

Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

Sorry.

[LadyCG]

Were they free range?

[mallyh]

sounds like he cracked up

[hereIam]

What an utter goon !

[Patsy33]

He sounds a bit egg-centric...

[jno]

and he didn't even get laid?

[rowanwitch]

Give him a bottle of mayo, and a loaf of bread, one man sandwich machine

[marval]

Sorry, words fail me. The eggs must have smelt fowl when they were taken out.

[1ozzy]

Hope he doesn't try to teach his Grandma how to suck eggs.

Polly matete cry town is my daskalon.