Hi I'm New Here

[bobtheturkey]

Where do I stand on this..

Mrs Rustbottom one of my neighbours has complained that she can see me playing with my tin whistle at night through her window and this is causing her angina to play up, I feel I should be able to play with my whistle whenever I please

As I'm new I thought I'd give a fact about myself, I once appeared on TV during a semi final of one man and his dog in 1985, I can be seen to the side of a rock eating a cornetto

[gness]

So that was you with the ice cream! My dog lost because he headed for your ice cream rather than the sheep!!! GRRRRRRR.

[TheWinner]

Tell her you are glad she has acute angina, as the rest of her is hanging!

[davebro]

Why is Mrs R looking into your window at night? Tell her to close her curtains!

[Paigntonian]

Is anyone really so bloody stupid to reply to this?

[davebro]

apparently so - what's life without whimsy?

[THECORBYLOON]

Are you stupid for reading the thread and posting a comment?

[Captain2]

Cheer up Paign - it may never happen.

'ChatterBank the home of natter and nonsense'

[TheWinner]

Paigntonian...... well You did!

[gness]

Paingtonian. This has been a long running bit of fun from a long term member. Like I told you before...your kindness towards other members is so Christian and heartwarming. Not.

Every time you do this to a valued member I am now going to report you.
You wouldn't be missed...Bob would.

[ladybirder]

We've been replying for 17 years so we're not likely to stop now paigntonian.

[Peter Pedant]

SEE you playing the tin whistle
what are you wearing?
perhaps you should ask her advice - by letter wd be wise

[calmck]

Bob please continue your posts. "Newcomers" always welcome.

[albaqwerty]

I thought the Editorial Team encouraged members to be nice to news users -p

Invite Miss Rustbottom over for a cup of tea and a good scourig.

[sunny-dave]

I would suggest that Bob provides our seaside curmudgeon with an orange bucket and details of how to (ahem) fit it ...

[albaqwerty]

*scouring, but scourig if you fancy.

[gness]

Cup of tea, Alba....served in an orange bucket.... ;-)

[albaqwerty]

must be an orange bucket for Bob :-))

Wonder what size of flies land in one of those?

[sunny-dave]

"Biggles Flies Out"

[gness]

Dave's just given me a suggestion to your question, Alba.

I'm not posting it!

[gness]

Well that's a bit better than what you said a few minutes ago, Dave. :-)