I'm One Inch Taller

[nicebloke1]

With 3 pair of socks on. my chest size has increased by 2 inch, legs and bottom by about the same, 2 inches. Have you increased in size?

[douglas9401]

Aye, but then I'm a swell guy.

[Barsel]

If I thought my chest size would increase by 2" just by wearing 3 pairs of socks, I'm pretty sure I would be wearing 6 pairs!

[Tilly2]

How can socks affect your chest size?

[mallyh]

if you put 3 pairs of socks in your bra x

[douglas9401]

I think nicebloke may be dressing for the weather, ladies. x

[nicebloke1]

Oh Tilly please read the post again:0)

[Countrylover]

No I've shrunk because my spine has bent and also got 3 squashed vertebrae.  But apparently my Bmi has gone up!  As far as I'm concerned I'm the same height just folded up!!!

[Hazlinny]

Which Pole are you going to, Nicebloke - North or South?

[nicebloke1]

13.45, I hope I don't have to go any where near the fuse box. The pole outside looks a little frosted put seems to be holding out ok.

[Barsel]

Why are you asking Tilly to read it again?

You wrote, //With 3 pair of socks on. my chest size has increased by 2 inch,//

[DTCwordfan]

maybe it's with the bra that he has put on??

[-SharonA-]

In my puffa coat I look like the Michelin Man!!!!!!

[Hazlinny]

Barsel - think it is 3 pairs of socks on full stop.  Then he must have on several sweaters etc?   Thank goodness I'm still the same size! x

[nicebloke1]

13.57, I got one of them also, but not on in the house :0) Yesterday when I went out I had the puffa on top of many other layers, and soon realised I didn't really need so many under layers. I was sweating like a pig :0)))

[Barsel]

nicebloke can you answer my question at 13.48 please?

[nicebloke1]

Ok Barsel 13.48, I'll try one last time, before reading, (with 3pairs of socks on) Read the main introduction, and then follow on, with 3 pairs of socks on. Hope this helps :0)

[Peter Pedant]

I'd rather be - -  one inch longer hur hur hur

[Barsel]

Nicebloke ok,

I'm one inch taller with 3 pairs of socks on. Ok.

Still can't work out why your chest has increased by 2 inches, legs and bottom about the same.

I can only assume you are wearing 3 jumpers, 5 pairs of trousers and 7 pairs of boxer shorts?

[Barsel]

PP I hope you're not being rude.

[nicebloke1]

14.29 Now the penny has dropped, well done!! Sometimes you really do have to read between the lines. :0)