Curry and Farting

[milly143]

Sorry if this puts you off all your food but I want to know what is it about Indian food that makes people trump?

We had one last night and the bf stunk the place out so much we had to move to another room. I would like to point out that no, it wasn't me! :o)

[milly143]

No offence Pixi but I'm glad I don't work with you two trumpers! lol.

It was very childishly funny at first and then just revolting. ha ha. He only had a Boona which isn't very spicey compared to my Madras but I was alright. Perhaps he had just been storing them up all day and saving them for me.

[society]

LOL @ Pixi

[milly143]

Actually he had a few pints a couple of hours before, was definitely saving them up.

I was actually giggling like a child until it got to the point where I felt sick with the stench. lol

To be honest, Pixi, I would probably be more jealous if I worked with you two. Try as I might, I just can't do them. And I want to be able to repulse people in that way! haha

[yogi-bear]

Love curry's.........the hotter the better sometimes.....BUT give me baked beans.. and i'll run from Brighton to Portsmouth on fumes.....lol :0)

[milly143]

ha ha, I need that recipe now!!!

[McMouse]

If you have piles there is a greater resonance to the sound, but in my view it is the onions that build up the pressure.

[milly143]

Thanks Pixi! I can't say I cook that often but next time it's my go and I'm after vengence, I will give it a try. :o)

[piggynose]

I was told eating fruit should stop the trouser coughs, try an apple, and if that dont work, try other fruits til something works.

[bushbaby_de]

I'm sure I read somewhere that there's something in onions and peppers that can cause excessive wind....

[NoMercy]

Sqad will be along in a minute to voice his dismay....

[Bbbananas]

And I bet he is expecting my input to have already been made on a 'farting thread.... However on this one, I shall remain quiet.
For once.

[sandyRoe]

On one thread this afternoon he seems to be talking through his @rse...

[Hopkirk]

I agree - onions are the problem.

You should tell the boyfriend that trumping is the equivalent of smoking - he must go outside.

He can only come back in when the last traces have escaped from his trousers.

[redman41]

Hi, you're through to the Incontinence Hotline...Can you hold, please?

[douglas9401]

No piggynose, you don't eat the fruit, you insert it. :)

[DTCwordfan]

Hi, you're through to the Council Environmental Hotline...please feel to come over here and dump? For a fee, of course.