Valentine Day's Odes??

[DTCwordfan]

Favourite ones? Any new ones seen today?

I posted this one on a minty facebook page - "Roses are red, violets are blue, A Scotti medallist in Bejing, cannae be you..... or true."

Contributions please....

Remember this one, "Roses are red
Violets are blue
If you're dating Oscar Pistorius
Don't go for a poo."

[johnny.5]

I'll try


violets are red
roses are blue
if you've got OCD
this isn't for you

[Bobbisox1]

https://ibb.co/5cMqv2T

[DTCwordfan]

very good, you two.....!

[elliemay1]

Roses are red
Face masks are blue
I got my jabs
But now have the flu

[Canary42]

Starmer is red
Johnson is blue
Which is the best
I leave up to you

[DTCwordfan]

Hope you are feeling sars much better, ellie.....

[DTCwordfan]

Starmer is red
Johnson is blue
Buqqqer this
I'm off to snooze.

[elliemay1]

What about a Limerick?
No bunch of red roses for me
No need for an Ed Sheeran CD
Just a massive cream bun
That weighs half a ton
And a big mug of Rosy Lee

[DTCwordfan]

very good ellie

This V-Day, he may promise to please yer,
But he'd rob yer as fast as he sees yer;
He's a chav, he's a plank, a
Complete merchant banker,
But thinks he's a real cockney w--k-r.

[johnny.5]

or a Haiku

these roses are red
on this Valentine's morning
I really love you

[Buenchico]

My nose is all red
My fingers are blue
I can't afford heating
How about you?

[JimF]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Some poems rhyme
But this one doesn't

[DTCwordfan]

you'll be the toast or the fantasy of a lot of the fairer sex on here johnny....

There once was a man called johnny.
Bobbi said, "See the lovely jani!"
It was rather bad,
But not very trad,
Johnny couldn't say no to our toonie nonni.

[JimF]

That doesn't even scan...

[DTCwordfan]

Not an ode but I love this invite from the indefatigable Colonel Sanders

https://i.pinimg.com/564x/53/77/62/53776278e994f0538960e38acf68b37d.jpg

[rowanwitch]

Roses are red violets aren't blue
This rhyme is honest
But there's no rhyme for purple

Roses are red, carnations are fine
Rather have chocolate, and a quick..(69)