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[lady-janine]

I cannot think of anything much at the moment but would appreciate a happy cheerful thread.
Can anyone oblige? A very silly, amusing thread would be even better.

[Bobbisox1]

What's for breakfast tomorrow?

[bookbinder]

How about a video of cats doing daft things?

[lady-janine]

Cereal and yogurt I expect.

Don't do 'cute' animals or 'cute' children. Gave up after trying to get our goat down from the top of an apple tree and no. 1 daughter sitting near stream and patting white dress with mud saying 'Look mummy, pretty pattern'. The stream was also used by ducks and geese so you can guess what it was like.

[bookbinder]

https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/

[McMouse]

Put a fresh egg in the microwave and set it on high for two minutes. Report back.

[Bobbisox1]

Knock knock...

[bookbinder]

...who's there?

[lady-janine]

In or out of it's shell?

Okay Bobbi I'll buy it : Knock knock - who's there?

[Bobbisox1]

Inov

[McMouse]

In the shell.

[bookbinder]

Inov who?

[Bobbisox1]

Haha made a pigs ear of that

Inov the Red theRussian snooker player
I'll get me coat :0(

[bookbinder]

groanworthy!

[Bobbisox1]

Hehe bb

[Mamyalynne]

It's stopped hail stoning.

[bookbinder]

Who would stone hail?

[bookbinder]

We've done our best, lady-Janine, but the silliness, the amusement just doesn't seem to be there. Maybe a politician will come up with something.

[Ken4155]

LadyJ, why were the police using the stream?

[sanmac]

This is quite silly: What cheese is made backwards?

[Ken4155]

Edam - a well used crossword clue