It's On The Table

[Bazile]

Er indoors has just shouted up stairs to advise me that the dinner is on the table

Now I'm going to be a smart Alec and ask her why she didn't put it on a plate

I anticipate one of her glaring stares :-)

[andy-hughes]

It might be followed by - "It was on the table, now it's in the dog!!"

[Mamyalynne]

Next shout - "It's in the bin".

[marval]

Good luck with that.

[mallyh]

gravy running down your face isn't a good look x

[johnny.5]

you've had your chips?

[tiggerblue10]

If you'd have made the dinner you could ensure it didn't end up on the table/in the dog bowl/in the bin/in your face.