My Mate

[Patsy33]

My mate told me a fish jumped out of the sea and slapped him in the face,
that's got to be codswallop!

[Voltage]

Sounds pollocks to me ;-)

[Tilly2]

I'd mullet over if I were you.

[Voltage]

You do carp on about it !

[Tilly2]

If he did get walloped, I bet it made him flounder a bit.

[Voltage]

Lol ...

[Patsy33]

He's always got some fin to say that bloke.....

[zebo]

It put him in his plaice.

[marval]

I hake it when fish do that.

[tonyav]

That would have freaked me out, I'd have taken off on my motor pike.

[JJ109]

Was he angling for a fight

[Shaglene]

That story sounds a bit fishy to me...................