If...

[B00]

I can find the face of Jesus when i join the dots on my daughters tummy (she was sent home today from nursery with chicken pox), will I make fortune?

Think News Of the World would be interested?

(Off to find a pen....)

[craft1948]

Reported.................child abuse and exploitation.....

[NoMercy]

Or try the National Enquirer.....

[B00]

Oh c'mon, she's sponged off me and her daddy now for 4 years, it's about time she earned her keep!

[craft1948]

okay...fair dooze....join the dots and sign her up with Max Cliffors.....

[B00]

Ooooo excellent idea!

We'll make mega bucks if we sign with him.

[sqad617]

craft....glad I have caught up with you as I feel that I have not given you the attention that was needed.
From yesterdays posts, I gather that you have "perky breasts" and have private medical insurance. Let's forget the smoking....no big deal anyway....and let us meet up.
P.S Bring your claim form with you.

[B00]

Escuse me sqad, will you take your slightly disturbing leering elsewhere?

[craft1948]

lol boo......it's the first time I've been leered at for my BUPA membership.....

[mrs_overall]

Hi Boo.
When you phone Max Clifford can you see if he's interested in my potato that looks like John Prescott please?

[craft1948]

sorry mrs_o.........they're as common as muck.....

[sqad617]

Watchit Boo........you could well be in line.

[mrs_overall]

sqad, you are such a floosey!

[Barmaid]

I'll join the queue then.

B00 can't you go for something a little more unusual, like a map of Angola or the Himalayas or something?

[China Doll]

Can I colour her in using magic marker or would your maternal thingys kick in? ;0)

[sqad617]

Hi Olive....at my age and with my physique and talent one has to live on "crumbs from the rich man's table"......what the hell am I talking about ?

[B00]

Sorry sqad, all you'll get from me is a smack across the chops, so don't even think of starting any of ya flannel on me :-)

Will do Mrs O- but i think its only fair I take a cut in any money you might make, seeing as i put in a good word and all.

Like your thinking Barmaid, and I agree that'd be impressive, however the only drawback, and I think it might be a big drawback is I've no idea what either of those look like :P

[B00]

Heck no CD, colour away! Might stop her scratching 'em too.

[Barmaid]

Look on the bright side B00, neither will anyone else!

[mrs_overall]

Boo - have a look at the varicose veins on sqad's legs. They look like a 3D map of the Himalayas.

<<<<,runs away>>>>>

[cazzz1975]

chicken pox is best out of the way, Im trying to dodge swine flu, its getting close :S