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Patsy33 | 14:54 Sat 24th Mar 2018 | Jokes
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When I first dated my husband, he tried to impress me by putting his foot down on the peddle. I told him, "I've already seen a bin open before".. .
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Avatar Image Ken4155
Sounds like a rubbish choice as a partner!
14:58 Sat 24th Mar 2018
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Was his name Dusty?
14:59 Sat 24th Mar 2018
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Did your mother say, "Put him down, you don't know where he's bin"?
15:01 Sat 24th Mar 2018
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Waste of a joke.
15:05 Sat 24th Mar 2018
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I told him to tidy up his act!
15:38 Sat 24th Mar 2018
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Perhaps you should recycle him.
17:28 Sat 24th Mar 2018
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Utter garbage!
18:01 Sat 24th Mar 2018
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...but had you seen a Bin Laden?
18:06 Sat 24th Mar 2018
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No but I know his brother bin liner!
18:12 Sat 24th Mar 2018

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