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BANANASPLITS | 11:54 Sun 09th Sep 2018 | Jokes
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My wife and i started dieting 2 weeks ago and the other day she said we had done really well so she suggested that we should have a cheat day ....
so yesterday she brought home 2 McDonalds double cheese and bacon burgers ,
10 KFC hot n spicy chicken wings ,
a bottle of wine
and ribs ....
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I brought home the young lady from next door!
and as I lie here in my hospital bed I've come to the conclusion I'll never understand women!!..
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variety is the spice of life
11:57 Sun 09th Sep 2018
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So they say!
12:07 Sun 09th Sep 2018
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Greedy burger!
12:12 Sun 09th Sep 2018
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That's not what the wife called him.
12:17 Sun 09th Sep 2018
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There are a lot of calories burnt in bedtime gymnastics. :-)
12:18 Sun 09th Sep 2018
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Oops
17:24 Sun 09th Sep 2018

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