Why Married Men Would Like To Pursue You...
Family & Relationships3 mins ago
Men's English
"I'm hungry." = I'm hungry.
"I'm sleepy." = I'm sleepy.
"I'm tired." = I'm tired.
"Do you want to go to a movie?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with
you.
"Can I take you out to dinner?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with
you.
"Can I call you sometime?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
"May I have this dance?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
"Nice dress!" = Nice cleavage!
"You look tense, let me give you a massage." = I want to fondle you.
"What's wrong?" = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma
are you going through now?
"What's wrong?" = I guess sex tonight is out of the question.
"I'm bored." = Do you want to have sex?
"I love you." = Let's have sex now.
"I love you, too." = Okay, I said it...we'd better have sex now!
"Yes, I like the way you cut your hair." = I liked it better before.
"Yes, I like the way you cut your hair." = $50 and it doesn't look
that much different!
"Let's talk." = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep
person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me.
"Will you marry me?" = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex
with other guys.
and FINALLY... (while shopping) "I like that one better." = Just pick
ANY dress and let's go home!
"I'm sleepy." = I'm sleepy.
"I'm tired." = I'm tired.
"Do you want to go to a movie?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with
you.
"Can I take you out to dinner?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with
you.
"Can I call you sometime?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
"May I have this dance?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
"Nice dress!" = Nice cleavage!
"You look tense, let me give you a massage." = I want to fondle you.
"What's wrong?" = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma
are you going through now?
"What's wrong?" = I guess sex tonight is out of the question.
"I'm bored." = Do you want to have sex?
"I love you." = Let's have sex now.
"I love you, too." = Okay, I said it...we'd better have sex now!
"Yes, I like the way you cut your hair." = I liked it better before.
"Yes, I like the way you cut your hair." = $50 and it doesn't look
that much different!
"Let's talk." = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep
person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me.
"Will you marry me?" = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex
with other guys.
and FINALLY... (while shopping) "I like that one better." = Just pick
ANY dress and let's go home!
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" I get it"= What?
" We're getting skint"= That expensive makeup looks horrible!
" *Kiss* "= (Reasonable compromise)
" I'm gonna do some reasearch..."= Answerbank!
" It's not that bad..."= What the hell have you done!?
" Tastes nice..." =Why have you cooked this mush
" Let's go together..."= I don't trust you...
" I want a divorce..."= Bed, now! Then I'll forgive you...
" We're getting skint"= That expensive makeup looks horrible!
" *Kiss* "= (Reasonable compromise)
" I'm gonna do some reasearch..."= Answerbank!
" It's not that bad..."= What the hell have you done!?
" Tastes nice..." =Why have you cooked this mush
" Let's go together..."= I don't trust you...
" I want a divorce..."= Bed, now! Then I'll forgive you...
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