Surprise surprise

[Sqad]

Tiger's mistress has just called off her press statement at short notice.

Why? I ask myself.

Could it be that she has accepted a "pay off?"

[kojak]

Certainly smells like it, sqad

[4getmenot]

but he's already admitted it so why pay her now. Unless tiger has done it to stop his wife getting upset

[mccfluff]

now i've got cilla in my head, thanks sqad

[Sqad]

Well, she was going to "elaborate"........spill the dirty stuff.

[4getmenot]

yer he shouldnt have done it but hasnt she put the wife through enough by sleeping with her husband in first place. What a cow

[Sqad]

Gavreel.........don't mention "Foxy Knoxy" as JJ has turned this case into a personal crusade.

[pericat]

You little cynic you - maybe she's just a sharer

[kojak]

Dont worry Jogger Jayne, Gavreel
She's *** herself----------why, though? anyone's guess

[kojak]

Very good, vibra

we'll call you

[tamborine]

Tiger has another birdie

[mccfluff]

very good vibes

[kojak]

Try these:-

Tiger Woods has officially changed his name to "Cheetah."

The police asked Tiger’s wife how many times she hit him. She couldn’t remember, so she said put me down for a 5.

Ping has a new set of irons called Elins – clubs you can beat Tiger with.

[kojak]

Picture released of tiger and his wife:-

http://www.picturesan...heating-joke-picture/

[Sqad]

kojak.....FAB