I'm bored

[whiffey]

Please give me a reason to go on living. I have tried shooting the daylights out of paper targets, reading interesting books, apexing the Lombard roundabout at 60mph, browsing the shelves in Londis, and masturbating into Andrex wads. There is still something missing however.

[cazzz1975]

a girl/boy friend...?

[figure]

Get everyone on here phone numbers and call them.

[Beads]

whiffey - you're a little minx! How are you? What have you been up to today? Apart from the above mentioned? I always find that a whinge helps. :D

[funnygirl]

Get a hobby!!
Take up knitting!!!!
Write a bestseller!!!
Do evening classes in woodwork!!!!!

[China Doll]

Have you tried doing all those things at the same time? Sort of like an ultimate fufillment thing?

[figure]

Or you could cook up some spicy vindaloo using your magic peppers (I could never remember the name, you once posted it).

[tiggerblue10]

Its a shame the Blue Orchid is no more Whiffey!!! Lol

[kp nonuts]

What about grave robbing.

[dove]

whats a blue orchid?

[Beads]

Blue Orchid dove was a club...

Tigger - I've had the odd night there myself!! Back in the day! When did it close? Haven't been over that way for some years!

[Wix]

Go and jump off a cliff and then count the number of seconds it takes before you die. Then post it back on here and will see who's got the highest score.

[Jugglering]

I think Figure's answer is correct and I agree with her...

[tiggerblue10]

Wow Beads! Do you live near me? I'm in Thornton heath.

[kp nonuts]

I thought the blue orchid was a chinese take away.

[dove]

thanks beads, where was the blue orchid (i feel kind of left out)

[Beads]

Hiya dove - Croydon. :)

[whiffey]

I don't have peeps phone numbers. I have posted mine on here but nobody calls it :(:(:(:(.

Plus, today I discovered that whatever the setting of my sights I always fire high and right.

I thank everybody for helpful suggestions and I am feeling slightly less bored now, but let's face it, it does take strength to carry on. I have to buy a lightbulb in IKEA but frankly I can't face it. Only a simmering pork vindaloo stands between me and desperation. It is a very very very hot one. 2 Dorset Nagas in this one.

Never ever underestimate the 'I am bored' poster - there is often a mini-tragedy underlying it.

Hope this helps.

[tiggerblue10]

The Blue Orchid was a meatmarket, ooops sorry, I mean nightclub in Croydon. Can't remember when it closed.

[whiffey]

Thornton Heath ????????????????

Bu$$er me !!!!

Do you know Croydon Cemetery ?

[Beads]

To an 18 year old, It had a good room in it Tigger that played party music and I'm sure it had some kind of diner/bar in it somewhere...or am I thinking of somewhere else?! Ahhh the good old days!

There are so many other posts entwined within this little beauty.

Hope this helps whiffey!