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Hopkirk | 07:12 Wed 20th Apr 2022 | Jokes
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Did you hear about the man who fell into an upholstery machine?

He's fully recovered.
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a stitch in time...
07:13 Wed 20th Apr 2022
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Sofa so good.
07:27 Wed 20th Apr 2022
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Flock that
07:51 Wed 20th Apr 2022
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He's looking plumped up now .
07:52 Wed 20th Apr 2022
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But feeling down
07:54 Wed 20th Apr 2022
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There must have been something to cushion the blow.
08:01 Wed 20th Apr 2022
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He reclinered to comment.
08:24 Wed 20th Apr 2022
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I heard he's the new Chair at work now..
12:20 Wed 20th Apr 2022

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