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Jemisa | 14:47 Sat 27th Oct 2012 | Jokes
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...visiting his wife in hospital where she has been in a coma for several years. On this visit he decides to rub her left breast instead of just talking to her. On doing this she lets out a sigh.

The man runs out and tells the doctor who says this is a good sign and suggests he should try rubbing her right breast to see if there is any reaction. The man goes in and rubs her right breast and this brings a moan from her.

The doctor suggests the man should go in and try oral sex, saying he will wait outside as it is a personal act and he doesn't want the man to be embarrassed.
The man goes in then comes out about five minutes later, white as a sheet and tells the doctor his wife is dead.
The doctor asks what happen to which the man replies:

"She choked."
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Dead funny !
14:50 Sat 27th Oct 2012
Dead funny !
lol lol
YUCK
oh dear... :-(
Naughty, but nice !!
Selfish to the last - lol jem.
Excellent! ☺

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