why is it

[bobtheturkey]

the milk for my ovaltine boils over in the microwave at 2 mins 20 seconds on some evenings yet on others it boils over in less time, would johnny ball know do you think?

[bobtheturkey]

my microwave is called jimmy could that be it

[whiffy]

Have you been taking lessons in Ultimate Tedium from legoland?

[bobtheturkey]

is legend all your life consists of whiffs? you are becoming very tedious yourself :)

[beejay1124]

thot you were in Beijing - Bob
i take it you hid some ovaltine in your bucket

[bobtheturkey]

i was but they threw me out for entering the fencing competition with barbed wire and a sledgehammer

[whiffy]

Tedious to you maybe bob, but I can't say I am hugely bothered about that. Your posts are even worse.

[bobtheturkey]

tell that to someone who gives a s.h.i.t you pompous little a.r.s.e.h.o.l.e

[bobtheturkey]

sorry i forgot the :)

[cazzz1975]

padraig harrington won the golf, so that could have affected the microwave

[whiffy]

You are just like me bob, you try to be funny but it always falls flat on its face because you don't have the knack.

I perceive that I have annoyed you. Have another good swear.

[thumbalina]

Sorry but i nearly fell off my chair laughing at Bob's retort there :) x

[bobtheturkey]

im not the one with ocd over legend :)

[whiffy]

ocd? LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If only you knew.

[bobtheturkey]

can you imagine the fuss if an Englishman had won 2 majors in 2 weeks cazz :)

[cazzz1975]

yes, it would take away precious tabloid time away from bianca gargoile, amy whinehouse and jordan

[whiffy]

Har har har you got no stars!!!!

Har har har I got loads!!!