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gay guy at lunch !
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after all the gay chat today i went for lunch.
went to browns bar and sat down next to a group of women , 5 cackling old hens lol.
anyway within minutes in come the owner of the merry monk.
its another bar in los cristianos.
anyway hes as camp as a pink tent.
he meets and greets all the women by kissing them triple on the cheeks .
ooooh dearies no tounges .you ."
ok i thought just some harmless banter , and the ladies loved it .
"oh hes terrible isnt he ?"
then we get the much expected sausage joke .
"oh its big and meaty .and tasty as any sausage ive had in my mouth "
cue the ladies cackling in a chorus
"oh hes terrible you cant take him anywhere can you ?"
thankfullythe ladies and him left shortly afterwards.
not before him saying to the lady who bent over to pick up her handbag .
"dont bend in front of me like that or i will be up there like a rat up a drainpipe."
thank god they left .
it felt like lunch with julian clary and kenneth williams rolled into one.
anyone wish theyd been there ?
went to browns bar and sat down next to a group of women , 5 cackling old hens lol.
anyway within minutes in come the owner of the merry monk.
its another bar in los cristianos.
anyway hes as camp as a pink tent.
he meets and greets all the women by kissing them triple on the cheeks .
ooooh dearies no tounges .you ."
ok i thought just some harmless banter , and the ladies loved it .
"oh hes terrible isnt he ?"
then we get the much expected sausage joke .
"oh its big and meaty .and tasty as any sausage ive had in my mouth "
cue the ladies cackling in a chorus
"oh hes terrible you cant take him anywhere can you ?"
thankfullythe ladies and him left shortly afterwards.
not before him saying to the lady who bent over to pick up her handbag .
"dont bend in front of me like that or i will be up there like a rat up a drainpipe."
thank god they left .
it felt like lunch with julian clary and kenneth williams rolled into one.
anyone wish theyd been there ?
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i did wonder how the women would have received such chat from me .
is it ok for sexual innuendo if youre no threat ?
or if a guy whos hetropsexual and you think might actually mean what hes joking about says it ,does it change from good humoured banter to sexual harrassment?
my god its difficult to know what to say these days eh ?
is it ok for sexual innuendo if youre no threat ?
or if a guy whos hetropsexual and you think might actually mean what hes joking about says it ,does it change from good humoured banter to sexual harrassment?
my god its difficult to know what to say these days eh ?
careful boo you might just be near to an agreement with me lol
i did find it a bit crude and tacky .
bbut ive seen the guy there a few times and it seems to be an attraction to the ladie s.
ive heard women like this described as " faghags " by boy george.
he said he loved to hang out with his faghags being one of the girls .
it takes all sorts .
i like to hang out with the girls too.
but as one of the boys im afraid lol
i did find it a bit crude and tacky .
bbut ive seen the guy there a few times and it seems to be an attraction to the ladie s.
ive heard women like this described as " faghags " by boy george.
he said he loved to hang out with his faghags being one of the girls .
it takes all sorts .
i like to hang out with the girls too.
but as one of the boys im afraid lol
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