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marval | 17:47 Tue 12th Nov 2013 | Jokes
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An American tourist in Scotland walked up to a beautiful loch, and decided to go skinny-dipping.

She looked around, didn`t see anyone, and undressed and just as she was about to dive in, a man appeared from behind the bushes where he was hiding all along and said.

"Madam, swimming is not allowed in the lake!"

"You could have told me that before I took off my clothes!" the American woman scolded him.

The man replied, "Madam, only swimming is not allowed, taking off your clothes is allowed!"

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Tee-hee. crafty-dafty I reckon. Good one marvel.


... well, i was at least being polite

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