What A Name!

[robert551069]

If I had a name like this I would have to change it by deed poll:-
1. Miss Sexsmith.....2. Mr Bates.....3.Miss Scratchard.....4.Miss Nookey.....5.Mr Payne (Dentist). These are genuine names.
Has anybody else come across names like these?

[askyourgran]

Mr Precious, (I nearly married him).

[Wharton]

Robin B'Stard - accountant

[bookbinder]

How about this for an apt name?
http://www.192.com/atoz/business/brighouse-hd6/carpenters/chislett-joinery/94cd4e26ae64bd701641f1cf1960a5d819e92735/ml/
Mr. Chislett couldn't really have gone into any other business!

[Zacs-Master]

Where did you get them from?

[sherrardk]

I worked with a man called Mr Dick - really bad for him as he was a teacher.

[Iluvspikey]

I used to work with a lady whose surname was Cund. My first boss was Mr Ramsbottom

[Wharton]

Sheikh Mataja (name of shop near the Barras in Glasgow)

[silliemillie]

A friend of mine married a Mr Duck, he was always teased at school & took some more stick when he was a policeman. They changed it by deed pole before they had their children to stop them suffering.

[EcclesCake]

Captain Dick Payne, reverted to Richard when he was promote to Major.

[AlwaysConfused]

I went out with a bloke with the surname Goodenough. Always thought it a bit strange, talking of Strange, know a few people with that surname, and they live up to it!

[Sparkles62]

I knew a Richard Head years ago, think his parents must have been really thick or just evil.

[Wharton]

I wonder if Jenson Button's parents ever considered naming him William

[paddywak]

Trish's BiL is a Robert Sole.

[karenmac60]

I used to work for a company called Philpott, Platt and Niblett and those were the partners names. I also know a Duncan Dick.....

[owdhamer]

Mark Gotobed

[society]

Sheila DIKSHIT - an Indian politician.

[zebo]

I taught with a Mr Daft and went to school with someone with the surname Batty, one teacher said on meeting him, I need to know who you are, not what you are.

[Mojo-Jo-Jo]

My own name is pretty unusual. I get asked if it's real a lot

[maggiebee]

I worked with two men - one called Tom Dick and the other called Harry Wharton.
Wish I had a pound for every time someone said "here comes Tom Dick and Harry". Sadly neither with us any more.

[Everhelpful]

I loved Wharton's reply.!!!!