Woman Shocked By Naked Man In The Forest

[Canary42]

She said he had a "small goatee beard". Is that a euphemism ?

https://uk.yahoo.com/news/dog-walker-shock-completely-utterly-115940650.html

[gulliver1]

Was it Boris trying to escape from his MPs.

[Peter Pedant]

\More likely to be J Corbyn

I want to state in public after making that remark that I hve NOT had a prior look down his underpants

( altho I might in the interests of truth honesty and my country)

[Sam1960]

Stephen Gough back to his old shenanigans again !!

[Peter Pedant]

and the woman later said ( er enlarged)
and he had a worm hanging down - - just like a penis only much smaller

[roopower]

I have to say his face is probably not the first thing I would have looked at.

[aelmpvw]

i don't know, you can't go for a naked stroll in the forest without someone blabbering . . .