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Same law since motorway's were built.

Why do people think it's their right of way when joining a motorway ?.I drive a HGV so if I'm driving down a motorway and there is room, and it's safe for me to pull into the second lane to let you on...
09:09 Tue 26th Jun 201254 answers, last by Confusious 08:34 Mon 16th Jul 2012
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Elvis.

The local radio station are running a competition today to win either a £100 shopping voucher or two tickets to see an Elvis tribute act. . . . . . .I don't know whether to press 1 for the money...
13:41 Thu 21st Jun 20121 answer, last by magicmick 13:43 Thu 21st Jun 2012
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Sexist joke !

Following a sexist joke I made the other day.The Feminist Society has now got my address. Fortunately none of them can read a map.
13:29 Thu 21st Jun 20126 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 18:38 Thu 21st Jun 2012
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Thirsty Tortoise.

A bloke hears a knock on his front door and goes to see who's there. On his door step is a tortoise who says "can I have a drink of water please".The bloke says "cheeky little sod"...
12:29 Thu 21st Jun 20125 answers, last by marval 17:04 Thu 21st Jun 2012
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Passports.

My old passport is out of date,none of my details have changed (except I'm ten years older).So is there anyway I can fast track a new one ?.
11:55 Tue 19th Jun 201219 answers, last by Curly_Curly 14:06 Sat 31st Aug 2013
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I.P.A.

I.P.A Green King. Crafted for the moment since 1799. Does anyone know the name of the singer please ?....
06:47 Sun 10th Jun 20122 answers, last by zabado 07:52 Sun 10th Jun 2012
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Another disgrutled HGV driver.

A work mate of mine has told me that my transport manager "thinks" I've not earned an amount of money that I have worked overtime for, and intends to edit my time sheet before it goes to the...
21:16 Thu 31st May 20125 answers, last by cassa333 18:10 Mon 04th Jun 2012
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London Olympics.

A bloke says to his wife "I've bought some of those new Olympic condoms,Gold,Silver & bronze". "Which sort did you buy"said the wife?"He replied "for you darling...
06:45 Sat 28th Apr 20122 answers, last by DTcrosswordfan 12:21 Sat 28th Apr 2012
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sexy.

A blind couple were having sex on the living room floor . He said "you're dry tonight". She said "you're licking the fecking carpet".
17:23 Sun 22nd Apr 20123 answers, last by Mick-Talbot 19:48 Sun 22nd Apr 2012
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Kebabs.

I don't know who invented the halal meat slicer . . . . . . . .but I bet Abu Hamza had a hand in it !.
11:45 Sun 22nd Apr 20124 answers, last by tenrec 20:54 Sun 22nd Apr 2012
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My Wife .

My Wife has just had one of those "near death experiences". . . . . . She thought she could hoover up while the football was on.
10:09 Sun 22nd Apr 20128 answers, last by Smowball 15:41 Sun 22nd Apr 2012
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ISA's

I have a limited access cash ISA and a 1year fixed ISA.Can my wife have an ISA or are we limited to how many ISA's we can have per household?. Thank you....
14:24 Sat 21st Apr 20122 answers, last by zabado 06:52 Sun 22nd Apr 2012
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Cafe in town.

I went into town the other day and saw a sign in a cafe window.CHICKEN DINNERS 20p. so I went in. "is that right?" I said "chicken dinners 20p" "It sure is" the waitress...
11:28 Fri 20th Apr 20123 answers, last by tenrec 21:23 Fri 20th Apr 2012
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Fire below.

A bloke says to his wife "my @rsehole is really burning and I've no idea what it is"."ring sting" his wife says.The bloke replies "how the feck will he know"?
22:34 Wed 18th Apr 20128 answers, last by weecalf 23:37 Wed 18th Apr 2012
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The Wife.

My wife and kids are leaving me, It's because of my addiction to horse racing. I can see them at the gate now . . . . . .and their off....
10:21 Sun 08th Apr 20125 answers, last by sir.prize 14:50 Sun 08th Apr 2012
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The Wife.

The wife has a nickname for me.strawberry. Apparently,it's because I'm nice and sweet. I have a nickname for my wife.blueberry.It's because she's the size of a hill....
10:17 Sun 08th Apr 20121 answer, last by maggiebee 10:34 Sun 08th Apr 2012
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Todays the day.

Today is National premature ejaculation day . . . . . . .It was supposed to be tomorrow but . . . . . . . . ..
12:49 Sat 31st Mar 20124 answers, last by marval 16:37 Sun 01st Apr 2012
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My Wife.

My Wife and kids are leaving me because of my obsession with horse racing. They're at the gate now . . . . . . .and they're off !.
12:46 Sat 31st Mar 2012
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What a way to go!.

I went to Switzerland to commit supervised suicide. I arrived just in time for a welcome breakfast.The b@stards were serving feckin Cheerio's.
12:34 Sat 03rd Mar 20122 answers, last by Baldric 15:46 Sat 03rd Mar 2012
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Healthy living.

My doctor has advised me to start doing something that gets me out of the pub now and again........So I've taken up smoking.
12:25 Sat 03rd Mar 20121 answer, last by missprim 15:31 Sat 03rd Mar 2012

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