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New Nintendo game.

Nintendo have brought out a new game where a 14 year old boy runs around the streets of Glasgow smashing cars, stabbing people and robbing houses. It's called Wii Bastard....
10:05 Sun 07th Nov 20102 answers, last by tonyted 16:11 Sun 07th Nov 2010
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Rooney.

This Rooney hating has gone too far ! .I'm outside Old Trafford and there's a bloke burning small effigies of Rooney and selling them to fans. Oh ! hang on ...... It's a baked potato stand !.
09:58 Sun 07th Nov 2010
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Hospital.

A man has been rushed to hospital after a bizarre sex game went wrong leaving him with six toy horses stuck up his @rse.Doctors have described his condition as " stable "
09:52 Sun 07th Nov 2010
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John Lennon.

A new inscription has been carved below the statue of John Lennon at Liverpool airport. The old inscription "Above us only sky" has been replaced by " below us only Wolves and West Ham...
21:11 Sat 16th Oct 2010
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The News.

Has anyone been watching the news and seen the footage of those people getting rescued from their great ordeal ?. It's great to see their grubby little faces and the faint glimmer of hope that all...
21:04 Sat 16th Oct 2010
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Favorite Ad.

My favorite advert is the one for plastic windows.... you know....... "BUY ONE GET ONE FREE, I SAID BUY ONE GET ONE FREE" .My wife can't stand the sight of him.
16:43 Sat 18th Sep 201027 answers, last by askyourgran 23:52 Mon 20th Sep 2010
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Three Points.

How long before the points on someone's licence are no longer valid ?.
20:11 Fri 17th Sep 20103 answers, last by zabado 06:27 Sat 18th Sep 2010
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15th February 1971

Before that date we had Pounds,shillings & pence. (£. s. d.). If pound = £ shilling = s why the "d" for pence ,surely it should have been "p"....
16:01 Sat 11th Sep 201039 answers, last by mike11111 17:10 Tue 14th Sep 2010
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Channel 4.

New to channel 4 next week !. Coming live and uninterrupted from Chile, 33 contestants, 4 months, 1 cave . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ....
09:48 Sun 05th Sep 20107 answers, last by philkool 00:01 Mon 06th Sep 2010
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John Masefield. (I think )

Does anybody know a poem that's start's something like " For those that go down to the sea in ships" Possibly by John Masefield. Not a lot to go on,but thanks.
09:04 Sun 05th Sep 20106 answers, last by boxtops 10:57 Sun 05th Sep 2010
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Poetry.

Help please with the title,author,or the full poem which starts "What is this life if full of care". I know it's not much to go on,but it's all I have. Thank you.
13:49 Sat 04th Sep 20102 answers, last by zabado 13:58 Sat 04th Sep 2010
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LIFE.

Life is like a sh1t sandwich ..... The more bread you've got the less sh1t you eat......
13:08 Sat 14th Aug 20102 answers, last by beso 11:11 Sun 15th Aug 2010
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LIFE.

Life is like a pubic hair on a toilet seat....... Some days you get pi55ed off....
20:27 Fri 13th Aug 20102 answers, last by Zimon 12:31 Sat 14th Aug 2010
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Irish wolf hound.

What about the Irish wolf hound sat by the fire chewing a bone. When the dog stood up it's leg dropped off.
16:22 Sat 31st Jul 20106 answers, last by Donald-P 13:05 Sun 01st Aug 2010
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A man stood at the bar.....

A man stood at the bar orders a drink and has a look round. He see's an Irish wolf hound sat by the fire licking it's testicles. The man smiles and say's to the landlord "I wish I could do...
16:18 Sat 31st Jul 20101 answer, last by RATTER15 13:01 Sun 01st Aug 2010
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Fish fits.

Paddy took his gold fish to the vets and told him that it keeps having epileptic fits. The vet said "well it looks alright to me" Paddy said "wait a minute and I'll take it out of it's...
11:56 Sat 31st Jul 20101 answer, last by bradycat 13:05 Sat 31st Jul 2010
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24 volt inverter & a DAF truck.

I have a 240 volt fridge that runs from a 24 volt cigarette lighter socket through the 24 volt inverter to the 240 volt fridge in my truck. Q. Is there any device I can buy to put in between the...
15:51 Sat 24th Jul 20105 answers, last by Ruben555 11:18 Wed 05th Jul 2023
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George Harrison.

I can vaguely remember George Harrison having to go to court over his song " My sweet lord " because another group had a very similar song .( I'm not sure if it was the lyrics or the...
20:09 Fri 23rd Jul 20104 answers, last by marval 13:47 Sat 24th Jul 2010
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Ban the burka ?.

Before all these religious people jump up and start shouting your taking away my rights,my beliefs,my way of life, my freedom of choice.Why not say that we as a country are banning the covering of the...
19:02 Sat 17th Jul 201022 answers, last by TWR 18:25 Tue 20th Jul 2010
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Well it made me smile.

This morning somewhere in Africa a gazelle woke up and thought, if I don't run faster than the fastest lion today I will be eaten . This morning somewhere in Africa a lion woke up and thought ,if I...
19:37 Fri 16th Jul 20105 answers, last by zabado 14:15 Sat 24th Jul 2010

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