A bloke goes to the doctors complaining of a bad back. The doctor says " how did you do it ? ". "Having sex doggie style" said the bloke. "Well" said the doctor "...
The wife came out of the bathroom after her shower stark naked and walked into the bedroom . She said to me " hey babe close the curtains I don't want the neighbours to see me naked"...
I've had a new boiler fitted in the kitchen and when I run the hot water into either the kitchen or bathroom sink it comes out opaque , but after a minute or so the water in the sink starts to clear....
A couple are sat in the lounge and the husband keeps flicking channels ...Football ...Porn...Football... Porn...Football ...Porn..The wife says " for f**ks sake leave it on the Porn channel ! you...
Has anyone else noticed that the word "yes" Isn't used much anymore ?. While I was listening to an interview on radio 4 recently I heard the word "Absolutely " used fourteen times...
I've started reading Harry Potter but I think it's a bit far fetched.I can buy the fact that magic exists and that there could be such things as unicorns and wizards. But come on a ginger kid with two...
Do you remember a rock and roll group called " Darts ". Their hits included Daddy Cool, Boy from New York city, and The Duke of Earl. Do you know what they are doing now ?.
I bought the wife a gas mask for her birthday. It's bloody great when she puts it on to have sex .There are three distinctive advantages .She looks better,I can't smell her bad breath and ... when I...
My wife's been missing a week now ........The police have told me to prepare for the worst........So I've been back to the charity shop to get all her clothes back .