DOCTOR: "I'd like to talk to you about your weight." PATIENT: "It was 2 and a half hours." ___ Just bought one of those low energy bulbs from B&Q. Assistant said 'will you be putting it up yourself...
What a lovely gentle lady you are Smo, just read about you trying to save a pigeon with a broken wing that sadly died, I’d imagine it had an affect on you? Selfless acts like that says you have a...
Just done a load of washing, added my conditioner via the tray unloaded washing and my newly washed clothes have no smell!!! It is beginning to be a waste of money buying conditioner. Unless I'm using...
A man wakes up in the hospital bandaged from head to foot. The doctor comes in and says, "Ah, I see you've regained consciousness. Now you probably won't remember, but you were in a huge pile-up on...
My son took his first steps this morning. The window cleaner was furious. ___ A driver was arrested after a road accident and told the police he had swerved to avoid an octopus in the middle of the...
So as a male, who has only achieved orgasm via masturbation (due to me being a virgin) I know that an orgasm for me is just like a sudden burst of pleasure that remains around my testicle area and a...
Hope today is a good one for you with the sun shining all day, have a large Rum and sit outside strumming that guitar of yours Happy 78th Birthday xx...
Do we have to tolerate those two stupid policemen eating haribo's and speaking in a very annoying squeaky voice.
I have to turn the sound off it p'ss me off so much.
Does it bother anyone else?...
by a blerdy bob howler, they give me the heebie jeebies. Is the noise and the thought of them round my face. It was the size of a squirrel and as loud as a helicopter.
What creeps you out?...
Could I have proof, ideally with a UK Gov link or a Citizens Advice link or someone who is in a position to know. Not guesswork please. Apologies if that sounds snotty but I am already tearing my hair...
For those that asked here are some photos. Apologies for the scrappy pastry it’s not my strong point. I have to say it tastes beautiful as well, I will make again but may change the pastry to a higher...