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suzie1
Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you're right, but he just hasn't realized it yet. Airhead (er*hed) n. What a woman intentionally becomes when pulled over by a policeman....
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marval
Little Brian was staying with his grandmother for the school holidays. He had been playing outside with the local children and then returned to the house. He asked, “Grandma, what is that called...
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stonekicker
have just started threading my own eyebrows. am a bit ham-fisted as new to the technique, but does it get easier with practice relatively quickly? my hubby had a good larf at the funny faces i was...
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scorpio
my wife is an independant escort, she started doing this around 6 months ago partly with my blessing , dont know if our marriage will last as she meeting/sleeping with other guys, she says she really...
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suzie1
SWEET DREAMS AND HOPE TO SEE YOU AGAIN....XXXXXXX
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suzie1
HAVE BEEN A PAIN TONIGHT
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ttfn
Little Johnny is given homework by his teacher - " make up a sentence including these 3 words:- delight depot defender" The next day Johnny reads out his sentence to the class: "De...
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myperfectcousin
When do you realise it was a bad idea to $hag a fat bird? When you pull her knickers down to her ankles and her ar$e is still in them....
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joggerjayne
Those of us who are left could each sign out on here when we disappear off to bed. As we leave, we will each collect a "Total Lightweight" tee shirt, which we must wear tomorrow. Last one...
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suzie1
answerwa*nk!!!!!!! lol the're all Payday Loans*rs
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joggerjayne
People who are married to oddly close members of their own family. People who partake in Morris Dancing. People who live with more than 3 cats....
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suzie1
stop reporting threads, im getting the friggin blame for it!!!!!!!!!!!!11111
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Beth2104
How often do you change your bra?
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kailee4575
Yesterday me and my FORMER best friend had a massive argument she admitted that she'd had sex with my 14 year old brother (she's 22). She was boasting how he was shy at first how she seduced him and...
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sherrardk
Went to check my e mails and when I came back the thread about why people were sitting in posting on here on a Friday night had disappeared. Anyone one have any idea why?
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sherminator
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8586344.stm I find this absolutely shocking! No question just a bit of early morning venting!...
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The.ST
What is the difference between an egg and a waankk, you can beat an egg, but you can't beat a waankk.
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EKnewDS
Could it be that the ladies arent as hot as they say they are and the men are just ageing lardys?
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Nay35
My boyfriend who I love very much says he doesnt want kids and I would like another child before I am too old to have them but my boyfriend says he is just not ready for that. He is 6 yrs younger than...
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looobylooo
hi can anyone help me please? my car battery went flat today and have it on charge, i need help in putting in the rado security code please...? i rang the garage where i bought my car from back in 02...

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